I did at first, but the government banned the sale, even in veterinary supply stores online. So, after a bit of research, which included the need to source a medicine that had Ivermectin as the sole active ingredient, I found livestock drench.

This stuff is blue, mixed with isopropyl alcohol, which is applied to the skin. I did my Maff and worked out a human sheep or deer needs a dose of about 5ml (a teaspoon).

Anyway, farm supplies shops don't mind selling a gallon of drench, because they assume you have a herd to treat.

Firstly, I researched isopropyl: it is commonly used as hand sanitiser. One would reasonably apply a teaspoon at a time, without any deleterious effects. Most of it evaporates off when you apply it, so that causes a whiff that lasts a few seconds.

Secondly, I researched the idea of applying to the skin. I found a few academic articles about orchard workers being poisoned by IVM through accidental exposure through drenching livestock. So, I concluded that absorption through skin is not a problem, provided that one sticks to the dosage.

Thirdly I researched overdosing, and found an academic paper that spoke of a little ten-year old that ate a whole tube of horsepaste (a 10X dose), and ended up not very well: strong urges to vomit and poo and whatnot. She recovered, however. So, don't overdose.

Fourthly, there is the isopropyl toxicity: A saw several medical journal articles that described how to deal with isopropyl poisoning in emergency situations. These vicitms had consumed an entire bottle of hand sanitiser, in an effort to get drunk. They survived, after being put on an ethanol drip that was slowly reduced over the space of a week. Moral of the story is: do not use a pint of this stuff in one sitting.

Incidentally, I gave some of this liquid to my son, who was forced to take the vax by his stupid employer. He only came to us after suffering myocarditis symptoms for three weeks: multiple tests later, the doctor told him it wasn't myocarditis, and offered him psychiatric drugs. The lies run very deep over here. Anyway, son came for a bottle and straight away just rubbed it on his arms whenever he started feeling heart palpitations. (He was grasping his chest and panting just walking from the door to the chair). I told him ONE teaspoon a day. However, I suspect he was rather keen and prolly applied a little more. He said he felt a little high sometimes, but nothing ridiculous. Anyway, he is running around like a box of birds now. There's a single case report of 'overdosing' for you all.