Wheelchair user here. This is hilarious.

I know the wheelchair stalls are preferable. I don't really care if I have to wait a few minutes to use the bathroom. What pisses me off are the Karens who go into the stall and sit for ten minutes on the phone (has happened 3 times in my 20 something life) and the super morbidly obese (who obviously have issues with the regular sized stall) taking a ten or twenty minute dump in the only stall I can access. I wish paper cuts on those people.