I have a very good source in Ukraine who has sent me videos of what can only be described as a lance of battlemechs from the BattleTech video game franchise, adorned with the insignia of clan ghost bear, rampaging through the streets of Kiev. Reports indicate that Putin is personally piloting a heavily modified Kodiak and is currently leading the charge against various Ukrainian checkpoints and military installations. The prime minister of Ukraine is reported missing, as well as many members of his cabinet and various leaders of the the world economic forum. The sheer rectal devastation unleashed upon Ukraine in such a short amount of time is nothing short of astonishing. May God have mercy upon the enemies of Putin and clan ghost bear, because he shall not.

Sources within the Ukrainian government are claiming that a an unconditional surrender is imminent.