Haha, what a bingo-card of standard and nonsensical NPC responses this article is! Brilliant in its mediocrity, like a broken script applied to a situation for which it is wholly unsuited.

There's a lot to unpack here, and while it would be too time-consuming to delve into all of these accusations, the outlandish conspiracy theories packed into this brief statement were thoroughly shot down on social media.

So time consuming you wrote an article for which you could have taken the time, that was for some reason free of all examples of these 'thorough shoot downs'. She doesn't like the vax mandates? Not a shoot down. Shes a 6th grade teacher? Not a shoot down.

Seems like a great place to go and eat!