33 () posted 2 years ago by IAmOne 2 years ago by IAmOne +33 / -0 19 comments share 19 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Gonna buy one and hit the club, MAMA IS DRINKING FOR TWO TONIGHT BITCHES!!!!!
I wonder if it is hollow or if it can be hollowed. I want to sneak in some burritos.
WOW, sober me really looking out for drunk me! Drunk me is a cunt though! Why does sober me even know drunk me?
Now I am curious is sneaking burritos in my baby bump would make me a burrito......
I almost got one of those tortilla blankets but I knew that I would wake up one night eating myself so I averted!
Smother me in GUAC!!!!