Maybe some investor can step in and re-name the franchise. McDowells, like in the movie "Coming to America".
Instead of the Big Mac... they can serve the Big Mc.
Instead of two all beef patties, special sauce, etc... on a sesame seed bun... the Big Mc doesn't have sesame seeds.
Instead of the Golden Arches... they can have the Golden Arcs. :>)
I'm sure Russians won't mind changing from the yellow, red & white of McDonalds to the Plaid tartan of McDowells.
Maybe some investor can step in and re-name the franchise. McDowells, like in the movie "Coming to America".
Instead of the Big Mac... they can serve the Big Mc.
Instead of two all beef patties, special sauce, etc... on a sesame seed bun... the Big Mc doesn't have sesame seeds.
Instead of the Golden Arches... they can have the Golden Arcs. :>)
I'm sure Russians won't mind changing from the yellow, red & white of McDonalds to the Plaid tartan of McDowells.
Big Mike's Dee, home of...you know, the thing!
Somewhere in there is a joke about onion dome burger buns. XD
I like the idea of 10 foot Orcs standing guard outside the front door.