This reminds me of the "you must turn off all electronics or this plane will literally plummet from the sky and crash into a school full of handicapped children" days. It all turned out to be bullshit, but they hung onto it for years.
I flew last week on United...now you can't order food unless you download the fucking United app and order from your phone, because the little gay flight attendant wearing two masks and rubber goddamn gloves will die from C19 if he touches your credit card.
Of course the irony is only apparent to us people with common sense, which is in short supply these days.
This reminds me of the "you must turn off all electronics or this plane will literally plummet from the sky and crash into a school full of handicapped children" days. It all turned out to be bullshit, but they hung onto it for years.
I flew last week on United...now you can't order food unless you download the fucking United app and order from your phone, because the little gay flight attendant wearing two masks and rubber goddamn gloves will die from C19 if he touches your credit card.
Of course the irony is only apparent to us people with common sense, which is in short supply these days.