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IronGoat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Quick story:

I used to date a girl who worked for a local news station as a producer. They decided that they would run a story about how dirty the inside of your washing machine (that area under the lid where pubes and other weird looking shit collects).

They teased the story for like a week in ads, even before the lab test results were in.."wait til you find out how much bacteria is lurking in your washing machine", etc.

Funny thing is, the test results came back completely clean. Apparently the soap kills all the bacteria and the gunk, while it looks gross, is completely harmless.

Unfortunately they had advertised the segment so much that they had to run it, despite the test results not supporting the appropriate amount of doom. They looked pretty fuckin stupid and my ex girlfriend was pissed.

Make no mistake, these people have meetings every morning to try to figure out a way to create drama, even if its fake or incorrect. COVID has been a fucking goldmine to them and they absolutely do not want it to end.

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IronGoat 2 points ago +2 / -0

And here come the "but it was caused by muh covid" excuses when someone has an adverse reaction to the clot shot, which of course completely ignores the fact that the clot shot was supposed to prevent covid and any associated adverse reactions.

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IronGoat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its not just gas prices...its EVERYTHING. The Covid Cartel restricted supply, either purposely or unintentionally with their policies, sending prices through the roof on virtually everything. Not only that, but the shelves in my local grocery store look like Soviet-era supermarkets...they are bare. Then, as if all this wasn't enough, they printed half of the world's current supply of dollars in a single year (for stimulous checks, gender studies in the military, free crack pipes, and to buy several doses of Pfizer poison for each American)...and didn't think it would cause inflation.

If none of this is your fucking fault Joe, who's is it? The WEF/WHO representative that has his hand up your ass and is working you like a puppet?

Edit: just noticed this was Babylon Bee, but the rant still applies and it felt goood.

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IronGoat 5 points ago +5 / -0

This reminds me of the "you must turn off all electronics or this plane will literally plummet from the sky and crash into a school full of handicapped children" days. It all turned out to be bullshit, but they hung onto it for years.

I flew last week on United...now you can't order food unless you download the fucking United app and order from your phone, because the little gay flight attendant wearing two masks and rubber goddamn gloves will die from C19 if he touches your credit card.

Of course the irony is only apparent to us people with common sense, which is in short supply these days.

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IronGoat 5 points ago +5 / -0

If this is the Ukraine, I'm betting it's from 2014. A lot of people have forgotten or were completely unaware of the Maidan Protests back then, where the Ukrainian Govt killed their own people. No one gave a shit because we didn't need to be distracted from the crumbling COVID narrative.

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IronGoat 14 points ago +14 / -0

Social media has created this particular brand of douche-hero. Addicted to likes, retweets or whatever, they wake up each day trying to figure out how to virtue signal.

If you were at a party and someone said this, you'd laugh in their face and challenge them on it. Now, he just farts into the echo chamber waits for it to bounce back so he can take a big whiff, self satisfied with the smell of his own ass.

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IronGoat 9 points ago +9 / -0

Unfortunately, after the past 2 years, I don't believe a fuckin word you say.

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IronGoat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Guess the world was officially out of problems, so we had to manufacture more. Even public bathrooms here in California are used by businesses to virtue signal now... "all gender" signs, etc on the doors so the 0.01% of the population that throws a wig on and stuffs a bra every morning doesn't feel "weird". First step to not feeling weird: don't cut your dick off. Problem solved, let's move on.

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IronGoat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks, having redpills like this that I can shove down a normie's throat is why I come here. Tired of these fuckers looking at me like I'm crazy because I refuse the shot. Take my upvote.

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IronGoat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck Jimmy Kimmel...he's lost his damned mind.

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IronGoat 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is what concerns me. Me and my family have managed to avoid becoming vaccinated, just by pure luck due to the ountry we live in and our chosen professions, and it looks like there is a light at the end of the tunnel on this C19 bullshit.

But now that they got away with it, whats stopping them from trying to do it again? They learned what worked and what didn't, and they convinced a large portion of the world population that this was ok.

There needs to be some major changes to prevent something like this from happening again, and I wonder if "our side" will be able to fight for these changes, either due to censorship or just fucking exhaustion from the past 2 years of bullshit and being happy its over (once it is actually over).

Bullies need to be punched in the mouth, and law-abiding, conservative people with common fucking sense have been bullied by these assholes for way too long.

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IronGoat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Too late Sean...America's soul was lost the minute a fake pandemic was used to cheat and falsify a presidential election, and it's been all downhill from there. You go fight bro, let us know how it goes.

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IronGoat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bill: "We're proud to report that, under our watch, the children are safe from violence and molestation."

Sean: "Yeah, but the women, not so much."

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IronGoat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck this bitch, but Trudeu should take note...

We would prefer you assholes just admit you were wrong and let things go back to normal, but if you must, fudge some numbers to save face while justifying the change of policy.

Instead, you've doubled down, frozen people's assets, threatened to kill their dogs, and are trampling handicapped and elderly people with horses.

The narrative is crumbling around you and no matter what you do, your policies won't survive.