"Hi, my name is Eric. I'm totally willing to lie about a car wreck to avoid jacking my car insurance rates up a few bucks and getting a misdeamnor citation, but I'm being absolutely truthful about not being involved in a conspiracy to defraud an election by installing backdoors in voting systems I setup and covering up the treason I didn't commit."
"Hi, my name is Eric. I'm totally willing to lie about a car wreck to avoid jacking my car insurance rates up a few bucks and getting a misdeamnor citation, but I'm being absolutely truthful about not being involved in a conspiracy to defraud an election by installing backdoors in voting systems I setup and covering up the treason I didn't commit."