1 Joe Biden Walks Back Claims That Hunter Biden Is His Son

https://babylonbee.com/news/joe-biden-walks-back-claims-that-hunter-biden-is-his-son

2 Should You Be Outraged? A Handy Flowchart

https://babylonbee.com/news/should-you-be-outraged-a-handy-flowchart

3 'We Are Not Mindless NPCs,' Chant Nation's Liberals In Perfect Unison

https://babylonbee.com/news/we-are-not-mindless-npcs-chant-nations-liberals-in-perfect-unison

4 Democrats Propose Changes To Fix Flaw In Constitution That Allows Republicans To Be Elected

https://babylonbee.com/news/candidates-propose-changes-to-outdated-constitution-that-allows-republicans-to-be-elected

5 To Protest Florida Law, Apple Announces IPhones Will Now Autocorrect Every Word To 'Gay'

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-protest-florida-law-apple-announces-iphones-will-now-autocorrect-every-word-to-gay

6 New IPhone 13 Will Require Vaccination To Unlock Screen

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-iphone-will-require-vaccination-to-unlock-screen

7 Google Admits Your Phone Will Track You Even If You Leave It At Home

https://babylonbee.com/news/google-admits-your-phone-will-track-you-even-if-you-leave-it-at-home

8 Dead

https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-tearfully-recounts-the-horror-of-being-slapped-by-will-smith

9 'I Can’t Work With This Man'—After Repeated Gaffes, Biden’s Teleprompter Resigns In Disgust

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-cant-work-with-this-man--after-repeated-gaffes-bidens-teleprompter-resigns-in-disgust

10 Twitter Employees Decide Who To Ban

https://youtu.be/a0g07vJDFao

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