1 Pride Flag Switches To Infrared Spectrum After Running Out Of Visible Colors
2 California School System To Feature Mandatory 2nd Grade Field Trips To Gay Bars
3 Buttigieg: 'Life Begins When A Person Registers As A Democrat'
https://babylonbee.com/news/buttigeig-life-begins-when-you-register-as-a-democrat
4 12 Obsolete Manly Activities And What You Can Replace Them With
https://babylonbee.com/news/12-obsolete-manly-activities-and-what-you-can-replace-them-with
5 New Feminist Tickle Me Elmo Just Says, 'That Was Not Consensual'
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-feminist-tickle-me-elmo-doll-just-says-that-was-not-consensual
6 Ken Ham Announces New Movie Where Dinosaurs Get Loose On The Ark 'Jurassic Ark'
7 New Law Would Allow Millennials To Stay On Their Parents' Netflix Account Until They're 35
8 New Disney+ Premium Service Will Send A Satanist Drag Queen To Your House To Teach Your Kids About Communism
9 INEQUALITY: This Woman Makes Just $13 A Day Selling Pet Rocks On Etsy While MALE Robert Downey Jr. Made Millions Playing Iron Man
10 ACLU Files Discrimination Suit Against XY Chromosome Pair
https://babylonbee.com/news/aclu-files-discrimination-suit-against-xy-chromosome-pair
...don't worry...
...bee happy....
Priceless!
"Members of the transgender community applauded the change to the pride flag. Samantha Romez, who identifies as a poly-unsaturated septgender furry, said it’s about time that folks like xiself were represented on the pride flag. “I really feel like infrared light in the 800,000nm wavelength range really brings visibility to who I am as a person,” Romez said."
...this one won the "Buzz of the Day" award....
“Furry” …I honestly didn’t know that was a fetish until last year. Guess that’s good?
"two legs good...
...four legs better"...
...doggy winks,,,,,