1 Pride Flag Switches To Infrared Spectrum After Running Out Of Visible Colors

https://babylonbee.com/news/pride-flag-switches-to-infrared-spectrum-after-running-out-of-visible-colors

2 California School System To Feature Mandatory 2nd Grade Field Trips To Gay Bars

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-public-schools-mandate-field-trips-to-gay-bars-for-second-graders

3 Buttigieg: 'Life Begins When A Person Registers As A Democrat'

https://babylonbee.com/news/buttigeig-life-begins-when-you-register-as-a-democrat

4 12 Obsolete Manly Activities And What You Can Replace Them With

https://babylonbee.com/news/12-obsolete-manly-activities-and-what-you-can-replace-them-with

5 New Feminist Tickle Me Elmo Just Says, 'That Was Not Consensual'

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-feminist-tickle-me-elmo-doll-just-says-that-was-not-consensual

6 Ken Ham Announces New Movie Where Dinosaurs Get Loose On The Ark 'Jurassic Ark'

https://babylonbee.com/news/ken-ham-announces-new-movie-where-dinosaurs-get-loose-on-the-ark-jurassic-ark

7 New Law Would Allow Millennials To Stay On Their Parents' Netflix Account Until They're 35

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-law-would-allow-millennials-to-stay-on-their-parents-netflix-account-until-theyre-35

8 New Disney+ Premium Service Will Send A Satanist Drag Queen To Your House To Teach Your Kids About Communism

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-disney-premium-service-will-send-a-satanist-drag-queen-to-your-house-to-teach-your-kids-about-communism

9 INEQUALITY: This Woman Makes Just $13 A Day Selling Pet Rocks On Etsy While MALE Robert Downey Jr. Made Millions Playing Iron Man

https://babylonbee.com/news/inequality-woman-makes-just-13-day-selling-pet-rocks-etsy-male-robert-downey-jr-made-millions-to-play-iron-man

10 ACLU Files Discrimination Suit Against XY Chromosome Pair

https://babylonbee.com/news/aclu-files-discrimination-suit-against-xy-chromosome-pair

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