1 Not To Be Outdone, Bill Gates Buys 9.2% Of MySpace

https://babylonbee.com/news/not-to-be-outdone-bill-gates-buys-92-of-myspace

2 Romney To Vote For Ketanji Brown Jackson As Vengeance For Never Being Invited To Any Coke Orgies

https://babylonbee.com/news/romney-to-vote-for-ketanji-brown-jackson-as-vengeance-for-never-being-invited-to-any-coke-orgies

3 'Internet Service Providers Should Not Be Able To Decide What People Can See Online,' Says Man Who Decides What People Can See Online

https://babylonbee.com/news/internet-service-providers-not-able-decide-people-can-see-online-says-man-decides-people-can-see-online

4 Quick Google Search Confirms Google Not Rigged

https://babylonbee.com/news/quick-google-search-confirms-google-not-rigged

5 Costco Now Offering Convenient Payment Plans On Ground Beef

https://babylonbee.com/news/costco-now-offering-convenient-payment-plans-on-ground-beef

6 Libertarian Reminds Nation That All Elections Are Illegitimate

https://babylonbee.com/news/libertarian-reminds-nation-that-all-elections-are-illegitimate

7 Twitter Workers Worried Elon Musk Will Turn Their Free Speech Platform Into Platform That Allows Free Speech

https://babylonbee.com/news/twitter-workers-worried-elon-musk-will-turn-their-free-speech-platform-into-platform-that-allows-free-speech

8 Nation's Programmers Admit They're Actually Just Really Good At Googling Things

https://babylonbee.com/news/nations-programmers-admit-they-just-know-how-to-google-things

9 Wife Turned To Pillar Of Salt After Looking Back While Fleeing Disneyland

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-turned-to-pillar-of-salt-after-looking-back-while-fleeing-disneyland

10 How To Survive Inflation If You're A Pathetic Poor Person

https://youtu.be/9ssNtIvD5sc

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