1 President Barack Obama Returns To White House After Growing Tired Of Working Remotely

https://babylonbee.com/news/president-barack-obama-returns-to-the-white-house-after-growing-tired-of-working-from-home

2 Kamala Builds Border Wall Around White House To Stop Staffers From Escaping

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-builds-border-wall-around-white-house-to-stop-staffers-from-escaping

3 DeSantis Signs New Bill Where You Can Only Say 'Gay' To Mean 'Uncool' Or 'Lame'

https://babylonbee.com/news/desantis-passes-new-bill-where-you-can-only-say-gay-to-mean-uncool-or-lame

4 Kamala Harris Starting To Worry Biden Will Fully Destroy America Before She Even Gets A Chance

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-starting-to-worry-biden-will-fully-destroy-america-before-she-even-gets-a-chance

5 'Trump Is Being Influenced By The Russians!' Screams Communist

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-is-being-influenced-by-the-russians-screams-communist

6 Bored Right-Wing Satirist Checks To See If AOC Said Anything Recently

https://babylonbee.com/news/bored-right-wing-satirist-checks-to-see-if-aoc-said-anything-recently

7 Biden: 'If You Don't Use The N-Word, You Ain't My Son!'

https://babylonbee.com/news/if-you-dont-use-the-n-word-you-aint-my-son-shouts-angry-joe-biden

8 New White House Dog Professionally Trained To Not Growl When Biden Touches A Child

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-white-house-dog-professionally-trained-to-not-growl-when-biden-touches-a-child

9 Sad: Florida Students Ranked Last In The Nation In Subject Of 'Teacher’s Sex Life'

https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-florida-students-ranked-last-in-subject-of-teachers-sex-life

10 'Where Does Disney Get So Much Money To Push Its Leftist Agenda?' Asks Man In Star Wars Shirt Eating $12 Mickey Mouse-Shaped Pretzel

https://babylonbee.com/news/where-does-disney-get-all-this-funding-to-push-its-leftist-agenda-asks-man-eating-12-pretzel-at-disneyland

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