1 Zookeepers Scramble To Vaccinate All Lizards After Hearing Pelosi Got COVID

https://babylonbee.com/news/zookeepers-scramble-to-vaccinate-all-lizards-after-hearing-pelosi-got-covid

2 Pfizer Assures That Vaccine Is Almost As Safe For Kids As COVID

https://babylonbee.com/news/fda-assures-vaccine-is-almost-as-safe-for-kids-as-covid

3 Sad: Biden Supporter Doesn’t Realize Nation Already Back To Normal Outside Window

https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-biden-supporter-doesnt-realize-nation-back-to-normal-outside-window

4 Pfizer Promises Omicron Vaccine Will Be Ready In Time For Their Q1 Earnings Report

https://babylonbee.com/news/pfizer-promises-omicron-vaccine-will-be-ready-in-time-for-their-q1-earnings-report

5 Xi Says Lockdown Is Necessary To Maintain China's COVID Record Of Zero Deaths

https://babylonbee.com/news/xi-says-lockdown-is-necessary-to-maintain-chinas-covid-death-count-of-0

6 Pentagon Safety Measure Requires President To Identify Nation On Map Before Nuking It

https://babylonbee.com/news/pentagon-safety-measure-requires-president-identify-nation-map-nuking

7 California To Issue Democrat Politicians Special ID Cards Allowing Them To Break Lockdown Rules

https://babylonbee.com/news/californias-new-lockdown-rules-to-specifically-exclude-democrat-politicians

8 AOC Drafts Legislation Opposing Ghost Guns: 'Ghosts Don't Even Need Guns Since They're Dead Already'

https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-drafts-legislation-opposing-ghost-guns-stating-ghosts-dont-even-need-guns-since-theyre-dead-already

9 China Introduces New Head Of COVID Policy Dr. Anthon-Yong Fauching

https://babylonbee.com/news/china-introduces-new-head-of-covid-policy-dr-anthonyong-fauching

10 BLM Leaders Call For Renewed Protests This Summer After Finding A Fantastic Beach House For Sale On Zillow

https://babylonbee.com/news/blm-leaders-call-for-renewed-protests-this-summer-after-finding-a-fantastic-beach-house-for-sale-on-zillow

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