"Oh, NO! What happened to the teacher/assistant/administrator/board member who was teaching the kids about sex?"
"Well, it was terrible but Xhe/Xhr got their head stuck in a BUNCH of wet concrete. You know how that happens. But after the concrete dried - before they could clean it off - Xhe/Xhr 'accidentily fell' off of a bridge, 200 feet high - into some water 400 feet deep. It could happen to anybody. Just one of those things. Public school involved teachers / assistants / administrators / board members / politicians / minor-attracted-persons should really learn to be careful around wet concrete and also, around bridges. Private school workers and members of the general public should learn, as well.
Good ideas, however I would like to add, they accidently wrapped a noose around their neck and cinched it tight then when the fell off a bridge landed on a barge which overturned in the deepest part of the ocean.
"Oh, NO! What happened to the teacher/assistant/administrator/board member who was teaching the kids about sex?"
"Well, it was terrible but Xhe/Xhr got their head stuck in a BUNCH of wet concrete. You know how that happens. But after the concrete dried - before they could clean it off - Xhe/Xhr 'accidentily fell' off of a bridge, 200 feet high - into some water 400 feet deep. It could happen to anybody. Just one of those things. Public school involved teachers / assistants / administrators / board members / politicians / minor-attracted-persons should really learn to be careful around wet concrete and also, around bridges. Private school workers and members of the general public should learn, as well.
Good ideas, however I would like to add, they accidently wrapped a noose around their neck and cinched it tight then when the fell off a bridge landed on a barge which overturned in the deepest part of the ocean.