I'm a registered Democrat because I never switched after I woke up and realized that Bernie was a dirty Commie. I have to switch in order to vote in the primaries, but I enjoy the perks (such as this phone call):

Poll (PW) called me and jumped right into questions, with multiple choice answers.

PW: How will you be voting? A. Mail in, B. Early at the polling place, C. Day of at the polling place.

Me: Early at the polling place.

I could sense a bit of disappointment, as she seemed to hope that I would choose A.

She continued to hit on every hot button item, including abortion, trannies in sports and religion. Each answer caused a change in her voice and increasing dismay, as she realized that I was the enemy. Then she asked me a follow-up to which religion I am (which I chose "other").

PW: How often do you go to a church, synagogue, temple, or other place of worship?

Me: Never

PW: Hello... You're breaking up. I cant hear you.

She repeated the question and, again, claimed that she couldn't hear me. This went on for a good minute as I went outside and confirmed that I had good signal.

She continued to say "Hello. I can't hear you". Until I burst into laughter at the absurdity of the ruse and hung up.