this is magpie country

The Presidential Medal of Freedom is an award bestowed by the president of the United States to recognize people who have made "an especially meritorious contribution to the security or national interests of the United States, world peace, cultural or other significant public or private endeavors."

Good idea, but the photoshopping needs work.

That bird has a look on his face like he's on a serious mission. I'll bet he eats cranberries for the next drop. He's a digestive soldier.