The only way this gets better is if he passes the Grey Poupon to the next car at the same time.

"Pardon me? I can see you're driving through a sliding partition and choking a man, but do you have any Grey Poupon?"

Roughly 60 miles north of McAllen on 69C/281.

I have seen them pull people out of a car once.

Nothing to fear if you are legal and cool.

Wait until his hair starts falling out.

He drives much better than a quadruped.

I liked "Love Potion #9".

The scene where she takes an undiluted drop of it is hilarious.

I believe that is considered HazMat. Should/could be fined or imprisoned should that be so.

Ever try to ship a package with FedEx/UPS? The questions they ask seem designed to make you not want to ship anything.

Well done fren!

Engage them individually so they can't gang up on you with nonsense.

You're welcome Frens!

GREAT SCOTT!

The encounter could create a time paradox. The results of which could cause a chain reaction that would unravel the very fabric of the space-time continuum and destroy the entire universe!

Granted, that's the worst-case scenario. The destruction however might be limited merely to our own galaxy.

Front Line of Defense from Having Sex

Patriots, stay home. Protect your family. Let them riot. Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

This is the way.

The woman, Alexis Russell, who had her foot run over claims that the driver had “charged” into the crowd and she was trying to stop them by standing in front of the vehicle — despite being clearly much smaller than a truck.

Definitely not one of our best or brightest. Darwin award candidate for the future.

oh. my eyes. Where is that eye wash?

I always feel more relaxed after looking at Melania.

That shot wasn't meant for her.

Titanic America heads for the iceberg. Very well put together rant!

I don't think he deserved that.

These days one must ask "...have you always been a girl?".

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life girl.

• Dean Wormer

Alternative Title:

We're Going to Need a Bigger Boat

Just in case you need more eye wash.

I do apologize my frens.

Here is some eye wash.

Excellent composition! I raise my 1/4" cord to you.

Now....if someone would make a video of this, that'd be great.

I second your motion, with enthusiasm.

This needs a SHITPOST warning. I blew popcorn all over my screen.

edit: OK, now there's a thumbnail next to it.

Still wiping down my desk.