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Uncle_Fester 13 points ago +13 / -0

You are not taking up his time. Your request will be delegated to your guardian angel whose job it is to look after you. We all have one. Just ask and believe.

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Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +2 / -0

As one who serves at the alter of the Cat, I am compelled to obey.

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Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +2 / -0

We already have that; it's called Section 8.

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Uncle_Fester 15 points ago +15 / -0

Wait until they get a goodly supply of mentally ill homeless drug addicts.

Battlefield Earth

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Uncle_Fester 12 points ago +12 / -0

Just in case the reference is too obscure, the movie adaptation of Steven King's book "Firestarter" stared Drew Barrymore as a child who could start fires with her mind.

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Uncle_Fester 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm about to look for a new house keeper.

The interviews are going to be interesting.

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Uncle_Fester 4 points ago +4 / -0

And a nice gown for his wife.

Something Morticia-esque and classy.

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Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +2 / -0

Double click for extra crispy corruption.

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Uncle_Fester 26 points ago +26 / -0

"You want somebody who responds to your (emergency) that looks like you."

No I don't. I want somebody Competent to respond to my emergencies. Not a mascot diversity hire.

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Uncle_Fester 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fester squints at monitor, shakes head, leans back.

"Lurch! Give me your handkerchief."

Lurch groans and hands it over.

Fester cleans glasses and peers back at the screen.

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Uncle_Fester 5 points ago +5 / -0

Who has "False Flag at the Beverly Hills Hilton" on their bingo card?"

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