Kansas City has been in the news a lot lately due to the World Cup.
Sixteen people.
Why not seventeen?
Missing man formation.
Subject Matter Experts they are.
Sadly, so are many of our "officials".
Hear hear!
And harumph!
Mee too! I would wake up to...
"I'm happy to see you again...' his show opening montage at 6 AM.
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Where can I get one of those?
Asking for a friend...
Did she have to kick back some of her salary to her parents?
This fren is not wrong.
If we don't address this right now we're going to lose the country in 40 to 60 years.
I don't write the news; I just report it.
h/t u/brain_dead
The number of Muslims winning American political offices is exploding.
Does anyone else see a pun in that line?
V'ger would like to place a person to person call to the creator please.
Ali Khamenei was killed on February 28th during an Israeli airstrike on his underground bunker. Under Shi’a Islamic rules, his burial should have occurred within 24 hours of his death.
They are more like guidelines.
Two out of three ain't bad.
- Meat Loaf
Also a propeller head!
The mods are good.
The mods are wise.
The mods are just.
Fortune cookies are crisp, sugary wafer cookies made from a batter of flour, sugar, vanilla, and sesame seed oil, containing a folded paper message inside. Although commonly served in Chinese restaurants in the US and other Western countries, they are not of Chinese origin; they likely originated from cookies made by Japanese immigrants in the late 19th or early 20th century.
The modern fortune cookie industry was transformed in the late 1960s by the invention of the fortune cookie machine by Edward Louie, which enabled mass production and lowered costs. Approximately 3 billion fortune cookies are produced globally each year, with the majority consumed in the United States. They are widely available in bulk and individually wrapped packages for retail, parties, and Chinese New Year celebrations
My favorite fortune: You will eat at a Chinese restaurant soon.
Michael Snyder = Best Doom Porn Available
...never to return. Perhaps she has another sister she can spare?
Maybe dolphins instead of swallows?
The next department "Team Building" event is going to be awkward.
You rang?
Oh...my bad: Faster, not Fester.
I need new glasses.