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Uncle_Fester 12 points ago +12 / -0

In case anyone interested in the "Day XX of fenben treatment" updates hasn't checked the Daily Chat there is some good news today.

It is a few posts down from the top.

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Uncle_Fester 8 points ago +8 / -0

Thank you for posting this! I had been wondering.

Best wishes to both dog and fren 94.

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Uncle_Fester 6 points ago +6 / -0

Haste makes waste.

It also makes you look suspicious.

Let me guess: all these newly found ballots voted for your tax increase.

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Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +2 / -0

Free style ski jumping! Lurch, get this fren one of Gomez's cigars.

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Uncle_Fester 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think this makes sense for an extra-terrestrial colony, but at four times the density of Manhattan I would find it too cozy.

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Uncle_Fester 4 points ago +4 / -0

OH NO!!!

Not Wright's Extra-Thick Apple Wood Smoked Bacon!!!

I gave up Ben & Jerry's without much trouble, but BACON is my comfort food.

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Uncle_Fester 8 points ago +8 / -0

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

Fren, whenever I feel run down, run over, and run out, I force myself to remember that there are many people worse off than I.

We are witnesses to the events unfolding, and we watch with somewhat open eyes, unlike many of our countrymen. We are alive at this very moment because we are meant to be here.

The death spasms of the Democrat party will be far more troublesome than what is happening now, and what will happen in the near future. As hard as it is, and as hard as it will get, the crest of this insult to our country is near.

No matter your circumstance endeavor to persevere.

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Uncle_Fester 4 points ago +4 / -0

Daily step count of 9,000 to 10,000

and

highly sedentary people

are mutually exclusive attributes.

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Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +3 / -1

Not disrespecting your opinion fren.

If I may presume to guess the author's intent, it is to show a woman (women) demonstrating their knowledge/use of firearms. That they are (usually) attractive, young women further gives us "I walk alone" types hope that conservative, God fearing traditionally minded women are still out there.

Probably already taken though. (sigh)

Crew members from the Alec Baldwin "Rust" movie need not apply.

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Uncle_Fester 23 points ago +23 / -0

I appreciate the thought, but the Federal government should not be in the "school business" at all.

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Uncle_Fester 3 points ago +3 / -0

I take my paycheck to the bank and get $50 bills, then distribute them for goods and services.

Starve the card companies as much as possible.

What's in My wallet? Cash!

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Uncle_Fester 10 points ago +10 / -0

Try looking for left handed soldering irons.

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Uncle_Fester 3 points ago +3 / -0

I guess he never heard of the Community Reinvestment Act.

NINJA = No Income, No Job or Assets

2008 here we come.

Forward, into the past!

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Uncle_Fester 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think it is referring to President Trump's new line of athletic footwear.

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