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Uncle_Fester 5 points ago +5 / -0

That parrot is deceased.

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Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +5 / -3

I'll add one as well, but since votes are counted via a Dominion tabulator it counts as 3.1459 up voats.

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Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +2 / -0

My accountant filed an extension for me - I don't have to pay until August 15.

Of course, if they owe me I don't get it back until after then.

If you want to play the game filing an extension should avoid bills and letters but penalties and fees will accrue regardless if owed.

Not at tax expert except at paying them.

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Uncle_Fester 1 point ago +1 / -0

After two Saturday nights of violent Thunderstorms we got a nice, calm evening last night so I went to bed early (as usual). Apologies to frens who got used to the 1 AM postings.

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Uncle_Fester 22 points ago +22 / -0

In the flyer description for this protest are statements such as:

  • Hands off public education

  • Hands off of our health care

  • Hands off our undocumented neighbors

  • Hands off trans siblings

  • Hands off our bodies

We just had an election over this stuff.

They lost. We won. Our turn now.

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Uncle_Fester 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you for your thoughtful comment.

"Sunday Funnies" may have changed authors but my intent is still the same: to encourage and uplift frens through laughter.

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Uncle_Fester 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thank you for your thoughtful comment.

"Sunday Funnies" may have changed authors but my intent is still the same: to encourage and uplift frens through laughter.

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Uncle_Fester 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, caught my eye too. I'm thinking bacon wrapped doughnut holes are on the menu this week.

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Uncle_Fester 3 points ago +3 / -0

There's a fellow in my town driving a Toyota truck.

He's removed most of the tailgate letters so now it says:

"YO"

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Uncle_Fester 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Roger FedEx 1228, Memphis Departure. Radar contact. I show you leaving 1800 feet 2 1/2 miles south of the Memphis International airport. Turn right heading 360, climb to flight level 450. Expedite through one zero thousand. Leaving one four thousand contact Memphis center on 125.55."

See? So easy a cave man can do it without cheating.

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Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +2 / -0

And the dishwasher, clothes washer and anything else they have ruined.

I want my phosphates back!

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Uncle_Fester 6 points ago +6 / -0

Time keeps on ticking...

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Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +2 / -0

Toasted ravioli with sausage simmered in red sauce, topped with grated Parmesan.

Food coma to follow the speech.

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