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Uncle_Fester 14 points ago +14 / -0

The only way this gets better is if he passes the Grey Poupon to the next car at the same time.

"Pardon me? I can see you're driving through a sliding partition and choking a man, but do you have any Grey Poupon?"

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Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +2 / -0

Roughly 60 miles north of McAllen on 69C/281.

I have seen them pull people out of a car once.

Nothing to fear if you are legal and cool.

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Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +2 / -0

I liked "Love Potion #9".

The scene where she takes an undiluted drop of it is hilarious.

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Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +2 / -0

I believe that is considered HazMat. Should/could be fined or imprisoned should that be so.

Ever try to ship a package with FedEx/UPS? The questions they ask seem designed to make you not want to ship anything.

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Uncle_Fester 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well done fren!

Engage them individually so they can't gang up on you with nonsense.

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Uncle_Fester 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're welcome Frens!

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Uncle_Fester 1 point ago +1 / -0

GREAT SCOTT!

The encounter could create a time paradox. The results of which could cause a chain reaction that would unravel the very fabric of the space-time continuum and destroy the entire universe!

Granted, that's the worst-case scenario. The destruction however might be limited merely to our own galaxy.

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Uncle_Fester 1 point ago +1 / -0

The woman, Alexis Russell, who had her foot run over claims that the driver had โ€œchargedโ€ into the crowd and she was trying to stop them by standing in front of the vehicle โ€” despite being clearly much smaller than a truck.

Definitely not one of our best or brightest. Darwin award candidate for the future.

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Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +2 / -0

I always feel more relaxed after looking at Melania.

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Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +2 / -0

Titanic America heads for the iceberg. Very well put together rant!

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Uncle_Fester 1 point ago +1 / -0

These days one must ask "...have you always been a girl?".

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Uncle_Fester 10 points ago +10 / -0

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life girl.

  • Dean Wormer
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Uncle_Fester 4 points ago +4 / -0

Alternative Title:

We're Going to Need a Bigger Boat

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Uncle_Fester 15 points ago +15 / -0

I do apologize my frens.

Here is some eye wash.

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Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +2 / -0

Excellent composition! I raise my 1/4" cord to you.

Now....if someone would make a video of this, that'd be great.

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Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +2 / -0

I second your motion, with enthusiasm.

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Uncle_Fester 4 points ago +4 / -0

This needs a SHITPOST warning. I blew popcorn all over my screen.

edit: OK, now there's a thumbnail next to it.

Still wiping down my desk.

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