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Uncle_Fester 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was always fascinated by the SR-71.

Finally got to touch one when visiting the air and space museum in Topeka KS.

Saw my first one in person at Oshkosh in 1990. It was surrounded by guards and ropes - no touching allowed.

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Uncle_Fester 6 points ago +6 / -0

What kind of guns does the richest man in the world own?

Maybe an F-15?

He's certainly got the rocket thing covered.

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Uncle_Fester 6 points ago +6 / -0

Stealing crude oil? Where are they going to refine it?

Reminds me of the time I tried to drink beer direct from the tap at a restaurant.

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Uncle_Fester 8 points ago +9 / -1

After looking at the formula,

it was obvious to me,

that the crux of the biscuit

is the apostrophe.

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Uncle_Fester 3 points ago +3 / -0

Avoid ye the Medical-Pharmaceutical-Industrial Complex.

Show her the list of possible adverse reactions from the product sheet.

If that doesn't convince her she's lost to you, as my mom is to me.

My sympathies fren.

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Uncle_Fester 3 points ago +3 / -0

Incredibly funny.

And probably true.

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Uncle_Fester 21 points ago +21 / -0

I see them out there. There are more of them than the metal-impregnated, tattooed billboard, technicolor hair people of girth and attitude.

They have been Democrat voters all their life and do not recognize what the party stands for any more. They are staring at the precipice: what is, what was, and what should never be.

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Uncle_Fester 5 points ago +5 / -0

When ever two are gathered in his name...

"That's a conspiracy!"

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Uncle_Fester 0 points ago +2 / -2

Many of Julie Green's prophesies have the Q "flavor". Is her source Q or a higher power?

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Uncle_Fester 5 points ago +5 / -0

Perhaps they will enjoy looking at the stars for a change.

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Uncle_Fester 3 points ago +3 / -0

Expect total chaos...

Brought to you by the Party of Chaos.

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Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah? I didn't see that but the SS just looks like they raised President Trump.

Thanks fren.

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