1 Report: Social Media Platforms To Allow Questioning Election Integrity After Republicans Win Everything In November

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-social-media-platforms-to-allow-questioning-election-integrity-after-republicans-win-everything-in-november

2 'I'm Sorry, Dave—I'm Afraid I Can't Do That,' Intones Menacing Mark Zuckerberg As Man Attempts To Delete His Facebook Account

https://babylonbee.com/news/im-sorry-dave-im-afraid-i-cant-do-that-intones-menacing-mark-zuckerberg-as-man-attempts-to-delete-his-facebook-account

3 Tragic: Bill Gates Had A Cure For Coronavirus But It Was Erased By A Windows Virus

https://babylonbee.com/news/tragic-bill-gates-had-a-cure-for-coronavirus-but-it-was-wiped-out-by-a-windows-virus

4 New Google Technology Autocorrects Users' Thoughts

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-google-technology-autocorrects-users-thoughts

5 Health Experts Warn Against Dangers Of Drinking And Browsing Amazon

https://babylonbee.com/news/health-experts-warn-against-dangers-of-drinking-and-browsing-amazon

6 China Introduces New Head Of COVID Policy Dr. Anthon-Yong Fauching

https://babylonbee.com/news/china-introduces-new-head-of-covid-policy-dr-anthonyong-fauching

7 Los Angeles Reinstitutes Mask Mandate Amid Concerning Spike Of Freedom

https://babylonbee.com/news/los-angeles-reinstitutes-mask-mandate-amid-concerning-spike-of-freedom

8 Pfizer Releases Brand New, Never-Before-Seen Drug 'Pfivermectin'

https://babylonbee.com/news/pfizer-releases-popular-new-drug-pfivermectin

9 To Defeat New Variant, Experts Recommend Doing All The Things That Didn't Work The First Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-defeat-delta-variant-experts-recommend-doing-all-the-things-that-didnt-work-the-first-time

10 Luke Skywalker Pulls Out Of Death Star Trench Run To Focus On Mental Health

https://babylonbee.com/news/Luke-Skywalker-Pulls-Out-Of-Death-Star-Trench-Run-To-Focus-On-Mental-Health

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