1 AOC Says She Got Killed From Elon Buying Twitter And Is Now Dead

https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-says-she-got-killed-from-elon-buying-twitter-and-is-now-dead

2 Ben Shapiro Just ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED This Denny's Waitress With FACTS And LOGIC After She Rejected His Expired Coupon

https://babylonbee.com/news/ben-shapiro-absolutely-destroyed-this-dennys-waitress-after-she-rejected-his-expired-coupon

3 Joel Osteen Launches Line Of Pastoral Wear: 'Sheep's Clothing'

https://babylonbee.com/news/joel-osteen-launches-line-pastoral-wear-sheeps-clothing

4 Washington Post Condemns Musk For Criticizing Twitter Employee Instead Of Publishing Her Address And Showing Up At Her Sister’s House

https://babylonbee.com/news/washington-post-condemns-musk-for-criticizing-twitter-employee-instead-of-publishing-her-address-and-showing-up-at-her-sisters-house

5 Americans At Mercy Of Taliban Just Glad We Don't Have A President Who Posts Mean Tweets Anymore

https://babylonbee.com/news/americans-at-mercy-of-taliban-just-glad-we-dont-have-a-president-who-posts-mean-tweets

6 Joe Biden Beats Out Brussels Sprouts For America's Least Favorite Vegetable

https://babylonbee.com/news/joe-biden-beats-out-brussel-sprouts-for-americas-least-favorite-vegetable

7 Christian Missionary Wears Mask To Reach Out To Unsaved Democrats

https://babylonbee.com/news/christian-missionary-wears-mask-to-reach-out-to-unsaved-democrats

8 Underground Christians In China Pray For All The American Christians Being Persecuted By Disney

https://babylonbee.com/news/underground-christians-in-china-pray-for-all-the-american-christians-being-persecuted-by-disney

9 New Law Will Allow Christian College Graduates Who Fail To Acquire Spouse To Receive Refund On Student Loan Church

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-christian-college-graduates-who-fail-to-acquire-spouse-will-receive-refund-on-student-loan

10 Musk's Twitter Purchase Fails After 138,000 Board Votes Found Overnight Politics

https://babylonbee.com/news/musks-twitter-purchase-fails-after-138000-board-votes-found-overnight

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