1 Doctors Confirm Life After Age 35 Is Just Endless Cycle Of Dieting And Back Pain Until You Die

https://babylonbee.com/news/doctors-confirm-life-after-age-35-is-just-endless-cycle-of-dieting-and-back-pain-until-you-die

2 CDC Still Baffled People Are Paying Attention To Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-still-baffled-people-are-paying-attention-to-them

3 Weird: Guy Injected With Bill Gates’ New Vaccine Suddenly Thinks Internet Explorer Is The Greatest

https://babylonbee.com/news/weird-guy-injected-with-bill-gates-new-vaccine-suddenly-thinks-internet-explorer-is-the-greatest

4 Revealed: Biden Shows Off His High-Tech Basement Lab Where He Invented The COVID Vaccine

https://babylonbee.com/news/revealed-biden-shows-off-his-high-tech-basement-lab-where-he-invented-the-covid-vaccine

5 FDA Approves Pfizer Vaccine, Knocks On Wood

https://babylonbee.com/news/fda-approves-pfizer-vaccine-knocks-on-wood

6 Study Finds Most Americans Trust Dr Pepper Over Dr. Fauci

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-more-americans-trust-dr-pepper-than-dr-fauci

7 Dangerous Anti-Science Conspiracy Theorists To Continue Wearing Masks Outside

https://babylonbee.com/news/people-still-wearing-masks-to-be-locked-away-for-being-dangerous-lunatics

8 Study Finds Avoiding Red Meat May Lead To Longer, More Miserable Life

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-avoiding-red-meat-may-lead-to-longer-more-miserable-life

9 Sad: Biden Supporter Doesn’t Realize Nation Already Back To Normal Outside Window

https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-biden-supporter-doesnt-realize-nation-back-to-normal-outside-window

10 Entirety Of 'Avatar 2' To Consist Of Two-Hour 'Previously On' Segment To Remind Viewers What The Heck Avatar Is

https://babylonbee.com/news/entirety-of-avatar-2-to-consist-of-two-hour-previously-on-segment-to-remind-viewers-what-the-heck-avatar-is

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