1 Did Your Mom Abort You? Take The Quiz!
https://babylonbee.com/news/did-your-mom-abort-you-take-the-quiz
2 Progressive Dusts Off 'My Body, My Choice' Sign She Put In Storage At Beginning Of The Pandemic
3 Report: Biden Infrastructure Plan Now Includes $300 Million To Bail Out Essential Looters
4 Start Freaking Out: Here Are 10 New Variants You Should Be Super Worried About
https://babylonbee.com/news/here-are-ten-new-variants-you-should-be-super-worried-about
5 25 Things More Effective Than The COVID Vaccine
https://babylonbee.com/news/25-things-more-effective-than-the-covid-vaccine
6 Amazing New Plant-Based Meat Tastes Like Real Meat To People Who Have Obviously Never Eaten Meat
7 Effectiveness Of Masks Questioned With New Study Showing High Death Rate For Stormtroopers
8 'Pfizer+' Monthly Booster Subscription Program Announced
https://babylonbee.com/news/pfizer-monthly-booster-subscription-program-announced
9 Terrifying Consequences Of Overturning Roe V. Wade
https://babylonbee.com/news/9-terrifying-consequences-of-roe-being-overturned
10 Demons Of Hell Unanimously Agree About Value Of ‘Gender-Affirming Care’ For Children
...Don't worry...
...Bee happy....
...may your dreams be filled with "cute, fluffy faces"....
Yours, too sweet fren!