1 11 Thoughtful Mother's Day Gifts You Can Get At The Gas Station On The Way Home From Church
2 '1984' Prequel Released Where People Beg Big Brother To Take Away Their Rights To Protect Them From Virus
3 Police Warn Of Increase In Boring Murders That Would Never Make A Good Podcast
4 Wife Spends Afternoon Online Trying To Decide What Husband Will Get Her For Mother’s Day
5 JK Rowling Says She Always Imagined The White House Press Secretary As A Gay Black Woman
6 Dangerous Religious Group Gathers Outside Supreme Court To Demand The Right To Sacrifice Babies
7 Report: Zero Males Affected As Feminists Go On Sex Strike
https://babylonbee.com/news/report-zero-males-affected-as-liberal-women-go-on-sex-strike
8 Local Woman Using Complex NASA Algorithm To Remember Everything She's Boycotting
9 9 Terrifying Consequences Of Overturning Roe V. Wade
https://babylonbee.com/news/9-terrifying-consequences-of-roe-being-overturned
10 U.S. Ministry of Truth Interrogates Man Who Shared Misinformation
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