I think originally "agile" was something along the lines of: let programmers just get on with programming and stop smothering them with management crap. Naturally, managers then enforced dozens of "agile methodologies" and procedures and other management crap.
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Of all the gibberish I hated in tech, Agile was the worst.
I think originally "agile" was something along the lines of: let programmers just get on with programming and stop smothering them with management crap. Naturally, managers then enforced dozens of "agile methodologies" and procedures and other management crap.