I was reading about "God's Armor," the other day, and really trying to understand the symbolism of why each part of the armor was labelled as such. Why salvation was the helmet, etc. And I was confused as to why "Truth" was a belt; it didn't really make sense to me. So I asked God to clarify it, for me, and he replied:

So nobody catches you with your pants down.

I laughed myself to tears. God has an amazing sense of humor, and you'll see it whenever/wherever you're willing to look.