Today, a coworker (Let’s call him John) was in a virtual meeting with me. He tells everyone in the meeting that he recently tested positive (for being an idiot). One of his staff members said, “man I wish I would just get it so I could be done with it”. John says something like “oh no. This is not something you want to get.” But, John did not appear to be in bad shape. My guess is that he had a mild to moderate case of the flu.

John touts that he had four shots before getting sick. So four shots and you still get sick? I’m sure he’s saying that it could have been worse (without the shots)…..pitiful sheep…..