1 POLL: 52% Of Nation Now Desire To Ditch Republic, Establish Monarchy With Ultra MAGA King

https://babylonbee.com/news/poll-52-of-nation-now-desire-to-ditch-republic-establish-monarchy-with-ultra-maga-king

2 CNN Retracts Completely Factual Story, Admits It Did Not Reflect Their Editorial Standards

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-retracts-completely-factual-story-admits-it-did-not-reflect-their-editorial-standards

3 Joe Biden Claims He Is Only Human Left On Earth Not Killed By Gun Violence

https://babylonbee.com/news/joe-biden-claims-he-is-only-human-left-not-killed-by-gun-violence

4 Election Fraud Suspected After Vladimir Putin Wins North Carolina Congressional Race

https://babylonbee.com/news/election-fraud-suspected-after-vladimir-putin-wins-north-carolina-congressional-race

5 California Mandates Conversion Therapy For Straight Kids

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-mandates-conversion-therapy-for-straight-kids

6 Fauci Recommends Stopping Spread Of Monkeypox By Covering Eyes, Ears, Mouth

https://babylonbee.com/news/fauci-recommends-stopping-spread-of-monkeypox-by-covering-eyes-ears-mouth

7 Report: Abortion Doctor Thought He Had Sworn 'Hypocritical Oath'

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-abortion-doctor-thought-he-had-sworn-hypocritical-oath

8 'I Will Never Love Again,' Says Forlorn Ben Shapiro After Learning AOC Engaged

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-will-never-love-again-says-forlorn-ben-shapiro-after-learning-aoc-engaged

9 Oh No! Congress Approves $40 Billion To Ukraine But Due To Inflation It's Already Worth Only $30 Billion

https://babylonbee.com/news/oh-no-congress-approves-40-billion-to-ukraine-but-due-to-inflation-its-already-worth-only-30-billion

10 Pride Flag Adds Big 'G' For Groomers

https://babylonbee.com/news/pride-flag-adds-big-g-for-groomers

...Don't Worry...

...Bee Happy....

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