13 The more you know the less you sleep. posted 2 years ago by Jmricht 2 years ago by Jmricht +13 / -0 I seriously love America. Pretty sure I’d be dead otherwise. 13 comments share 13 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Any single American women in Florida or another based state looking for an Aussie husband?
Non-vaxxed, will say "G'day Mate" to all your friends, can supply my own knife, and I cook a mean BBQ.
Just need to transport me from Australia to your state. Willing to head to Mexico and come up across the border if needs be.
At this stage, I don't even think I'm kidding any more. It's fucked here in Aus.
bruh an Aussie accent is like catnip for Americans -- it's English propriety with a hint of danger.
Haha... step up American ladies. Limited time offer!
Bag your very own Aussie!
Oh, and I'm also a musician and an IT Professional! I play guitar, but drums are my primary instrument. hahaha
Put on your own oxygen mask first. Yes, you are fucked, I agree. Like I said, the dogs are coming. Right about now, I would probably be not unhumble.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Nope. Me either.
Haha.... fair enough, mate.
All the best to you, fren.
3+ years of being awake and restless. I'm hoping this horrible movie has a happy ending for the good people.
Publcally hang the corrupt scum traitors!!
It’s going to happen. The dogs are coming out.
Appreciate the optimistic feedback!
I hear that. No sleep till..
I believe you.