I seriously love America. Pretty sure I’d be dead otherwise.
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Any single American women in Florida or another based state looking for an Aussie husband?
Non-vaxxed, will say "G'day Mate" to all your friends, can supply my own knife, and I cook a mean BBQ.
Just need to transport me from Australia to your state. Willing to head to Mexico and come up across the border if needs be.
At this stage, I don't even think I'm kidding any more. It's fucked here in Aus.
bruh an Aussie accent is like catnip for Americans -- it's English propriety with a hint of danger.
Haha... step up American ladies. Limited time offer!
Bag your very own Aussie!
Oh, and I'm also a musician and an IT Professional! I play guitar, but drums are my primary instrument. hahaha
Put on your own oxygen mask first. Yes, you are fucked, I agree. Like I said, the dogs are coming. Right about now, I would probably be not unhumble.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Nope. Me either.
Haha.... fair enough, mate.
All the best to you, fren.