An audit of the Internal Revenue Service found staffers destroyed 30 million taxpayer documents, as they faced a massive backlog. However, the tax collection agency says no taxpayers were adversely affected by the destruction.
Oh thank God! For a moment there I thought I might not get to pay my taxes!
Oh thank God! For a moment there I thought I might not get to pay my taxes!
...howls...
...me, you and about 100 million others thought the same thing....