I was just trying to figure out when Father's Day is this year, so I popped over onto my Google Calendar. (I know, I know.) I have the "Holidays in the United States" alternative calendar checked, so I see those days on my personal calendar.

FATHER'S DAY IS NOT LISTED.

But you know what IS listed? Juneteenth. And also Juneteenth, alternate.

Ugh. WTF? Now even my stupid family calendar has gone woke.