Remember the green Chuck Taylors that Matty Mac showed all of us at the White House televised guilt trip? You know, the one where he described the innocent 9-year-old girl with her whole life ahead of her, how her green shoes were needed to identify her remains, because a high-powered rifle round had exited her face and made it impossible otherwise?

It got me to wonder, how horrific that must be to have to look at.. a little girl whose face is blown wide open, the large quantity of blood that is present in one's skull cavity, disbursed everywhere in various patterns of spatter, spray, and drip... it must have been a horrific scene - blood EVERYWHERE.

Except on her shoes. They must be magic fucking shoes. Squeaky clean, brand new looking. Somehow managed to avoid all that blood, even after she surely must have fallen in it while running away from her killer.

I hope you cried. Got choked up over that image. It's what they wanted you to do.