"We're using a new formula for inflation and the new formula says inflation is .05%."
"Well, what's the new formula?"
"I can't tell you, it's a matter of national security. This is the strongest economy we've ever seen. GDP grew by 20% according to our new calculations!"
"We're using a new formula for inflation and the new formula says inflation is .05%."
"Well, what's the new formula?"
"I can't tell you, it's a matter of national security. This is the strongest economy we've ever seen. GDP grew by 20% according to our new calculations!"