1 Biden Administration To Provide Grief Counselors At All Gas Pumps
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-administration-to-provide-grief-counselors-at-all-gas-pumps
2 White House Announces They've Lost Kamala Harris But They're Also Not Looking For Her Very Hard
3 Foul Play Suspected As Radio Antenna Slowly Emerges From Biden's Head Politics
https://babylonbee.com/news/foul-play-suspected-as-giant-radio-antenna-emerges-from-bidens-head
4 Biden Suspected Of Wearing Earpiece After He Screams 'THERE IS A MAN SPEAKING INSIDE MY HEAD!!'
5 California Ends Exploitation Of Workers For Good By Banning All Jobs
https://babylonbee.com/news/california-to-protect-workers-from-exploitation-by-banning-all-jobs
6 Biden: 'Parents Should Be Supportive Of An 8-Year-Old's Choice To Stick A Fork In An Electrical Outlet'
7 AOC: 'Most Crime Is Probably Just Some Street Rat With A Heart Of Gold Stealing Apples To Feed His Pet Monkey'
8 Nation Excited To See How Much They Saved On This Year’s Memorial Day BBQ
9 Liberals Horrified At Thought Of Losing Legal Right To Kill 60 Million More Babies
10 In Controversial New Netflix Special, Dave Chappelle Just Reads From A Biology Textbook
...Don't Worry...
...Bee Happy....
...wags tail joyously....