Putin Has Aide Retrieve His Poop and Carry It Around to Prevent Enemies From Discovering Health Problems (I shit you not...howls...sorry I couldn't resist....)
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This is a very smart person. If he takes these precautions he is probably aware of the risks.
So if this is real, that means someone is waiting in the sewer for a piece of shit that could be Putins? Or someone scraping the bowl when he leaves for crumbs? This makes absolutely no sense unless he shits in a portable toilet that’s never been used
He could use something like an updated chamber pot, disposed by a trusted security member . I had no idea much could be revealed through poo.