Putin Has Aide Retrieve His Poop and Carry It Around to Prevent Enemies From Discovering Health Problems (I shit you not...howls...sorry I couldn't resist....)
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This is a very smart person. If he takes these precautions he is probably aware of the risks.
Absolutely...Putin is a very intelligent man...He Knows Exactly what's at stake..
Maybe to prevent cloning? The first reason is usually the cover.
Poop reveals not only his DNA but medical status, drugs being taken, medical prognosis, his habitual foods...
Remember when Hillary as SOS asked for DNA samples of all the world leaders? (Sorry I don't call the source for that.)
That is the big reason the Covid tests were done-to collect DNA
Parasites
Exactly, if your enemies know what medications you take then they may be able to swap the pills upstream of your security sweeps..the past few years have shown how little we know about what is in the pills prescribed to us. Furthermore Phamacunts just scoop pills out of a bin or bottle supplied to them by someone else. Imagine the difficulty of ensuring your pills are not counterfeit!
My teacher at the time said GWB also had someone do this. Probably standard.
I thought everyone did this.
Yup standard procedure. Some of the comments are hell bent on seeing this as common, but I don't think it is all comms, some stuff just is what it is.
Your shit says a lot about you, hydration, diet, diseases, state of health, drinking habits, etc. That's prime info to dig on a world leader.
Yeah I remember seeing this in some old history Channel show called like presidents book of secrets or something they don’t dump Air Force one tanks and collect the shot when they’re traveling
"Girl, you must be a plumber, cause you always diggin' up old shit!"
Its the black box of one's health.
So if this is real, that means someone is waiting in the sewer for a piece of shit that could be Putins? Or someone scraping the bowl when he leaves for crumbs? This makes absolutely no sense unless he shits in a portable toilet that’s never been used
He could use something like an updated chamber pot, disposed by a trusted security member . I had no idea much could be revealed through poo.
i don't get it
I get it. It’s FAKE news. There wasn’t a word in the news about Putin’s health until the Russian Special Operation started. Now he suddenly has cancer, dementia, Parkinson’s, etc. Come on peeps
This is what I think too. But I mean there's always a chance he could be sick.
i know that's what the headlines are, FAKE. i just don't understand what the hell this guy's talking about.
Checking for parasites.
The Pharoahs of Egypt did it also the royals had “groom of the stool”. Someone who wiped their assets and looked for parasites.
You misspelled politicians!