Vegans give butchers a hard time and call them gross. But from what I can tell, a person who sells fruit and vegetables is grocer

A photon gets on an airplane. A stewardess asks if he needs help with his luggage. He responds "no thanks, I'm traveling light".

My friend thought that drinking beer would make him smarter, but I don't think any amount of beer would make my Budweiser.

I just found out my neighbor fell off his roof while playing peekaboo. He is currently in ICU

I went to Cole's Farm Stand to buy some cabbage. But the sales assistant told me that legally I had to buy carrots and mayo too. Apparently, it's Cole's Law.