That delicious moment when you call to cancel your tv service for being too gay and the rep that answers is waaay over the top flamboyantly gay, and asks why you’re canceling. Like sing-songy trying to hide from life’s mistakes, can’t untaste a dick kind of gay. It’s dish network btw. Mainly had it for weather and cartoons. Was watching Cartoon Network and they did a self promo with 2 female child characters making out. Immediately called to end service and got this character on the line. I’m not gonna pay $100/mo to indoctrinate my kids. I’m sure our convo ended up on his twitter feed yesterday.

That is all.