1 Trump 'I Did That' Stickers Appear On Nation's Shuttered Planned Parenthoods

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-i-did-that-stickers-appear-on-nations-shuttered-planned-parenthoods

2 Authorities Warn Tonight's Protests May Escalate From 'Mostly Peaceful' To 'Somewhat Peaceful'

https://babylonbee.com/news/authorities-warn-tonights-protests-may-escalate-from-mostly-peaceful-to-somewhat-peaceful

3 Doctors Say Biden Recovering From Bike Crash Fine, Just Has A Few Scrapes And Alzheimer's

https://babylonbee.com/news/doctors-say-biden-recovering-from-bike-crash-fine-just-has-a-few-scrapes-and-alzheimers

4 Brett Kavanaugh Unveils Updated Supreme Court Robe

https://babylonbee.com/news/brett-kavanaugh-unveils-updated-supreme-court-robe

5 Biden Says The Economy Is As Vibrant And Healthy As He Is

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-says-the-economy-is-as-vibrant-and-healthy-as-he-is

6 White House Attempts To Distract From High Gas Prices By Putting Up Wacky Inflatable Tube Men In Front Of Price Signs

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-attempts-to-distract-from-high-gas-prices-by-putting-up-wacky-inflatable-tube-men-in-front-of-price-signs

7 Where Did People Get The Idea It Was OK To Attack Supreme Court Justices?' Asks Chuck Schumer Wearing Big Foam Finger Reading 'KILL KILL KILL'

https://babylonbee.com/news/where-did-people-get-the-idea-it-was-ok-to-attack-supreme-court-justices-asks-chuck-schumer-wearing-big-foam-finger-reading-kill-kill-kill

8 Biden Administration To Provide Grief Counselors At All Gas Pumps

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-administration-to-provide-grief-counselors-at-all-gas-pumps

9 Fisher-Price Releases 'My First Peaceful Protest' Playset With House You Can Actually Burn Down

https://babylonbee.com/news/fisher-price-introduces-supreme-court-protest-playhouse-that-can-be-vandalized-and-burned-down

10 Hollywood Elites Rush To Normalize Pedophilia Before They're All Outed By Ghislaine Maxwell

https://babylonbee.com/news/hollywood-rushes-to-make-pedophilia-acceptable-before-theyre-outed-by-ghislaine-maxwell

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