Hopefully some MIL bros just hang her from a nearby tree and call it a day. Maybe an extension cord and a shotgon blast to the chest, ya know, so it can be ruled a suicide and no one will ask questions. /end fan fiction
I don’t think the animals would even eat her. I bet she has some weird odor (and not like Hitlery’s sharted pant suit). Disgusting, evil people usually smell bad. Animals have good instinct to stay away.
When do we get rid of her??? She really is annoying.
Hopefully some MIL bros just hang her from a nearby tree and call it a day. Maybe an extension cord and a shotgon blast to the chest, ya know, so it can be ruled a suicide and no one will ask questions. /end fan fiction
Nail gun accident would be better in my opinion. Maybe a Tomahawk bludgeoning assisted suicide???
Hell I'd feed her to the wilds and let the wolverines and bears argue over who has to eat her-it-demon.
I don’t think the animals would even eat her. I bet she has some weird odor (and not like Hitlery’s sharted pant suit). Disgusting, evil people usually smell bad. Animals have good instinct to stay away.