Was visiting family last week so I went along to see Thor. It was silly at best, (and not funny as Guardians, imho), and felt disjointed. TDLR: The brainwashing message said by satanic looking villain to kidnapped children, and aimed at everyone, "Your gods are terrible and there is no eternal reward at the end of life." Thor also glibly joked that the "gods don't eat children anymore. Those were some dark days." On top of that, Spoiler alert: the girl he adopts at the end is a spoiled brat and there is no real chemistry between them, odd in light of the fact that it's Helmsworth's daughter in real life.