FTA: "The patty is served on a sesame seed bun with tomato, lettuce, pickles, onions, mayonnaise, ketchup, mustard and a slice of American cheese."

So even though they try to disguise the flavour of this "patty" (whatever that is) with condiments, it still fails to please.

I think I'll stick to a Greek "pitta yeeros" (a pitta bread cone filled with kebab meat, raw tomato, raw onion, chips ("french fries") and yoghurt (or tatsiki).