"Remember how they sold us on the Iran Nuclear deal? We needed to pay the terrorists a bunch of money in order to stop them from doing terrorist things and we can fully trust the terrorists to stop being terrorists because clearly terrorists only care about money and don’t have some sort of deep-seated hatred for the people they inflict terrorism upon. Terrorists are superficial and materialistic, didn’t you know?"
Masterful writing! Love this part...
"Remember how they sold us on the Iran Nuclear deal? We needed to pay the terrorists a bunch of money in order to stop them from doing terrorist things and we can fully trust the terrorists to stop being terrorists because clearly terrorists only care about money and don’t have some sort of deep-seated hatred for the people they inflict terrorism upon. Terrorists are superficial and materialistic, didn’t you know?"
Brilliant 👍👍