Dude (a neighbor, never talked to him before, but his stepson is a libtard, birds of a feather and all) came into my driveway and tried to attack a couple of the neighbor kids who came over to bs (they're a couple hoodlum 17 year olds, nice kids, kinda dumb) because I guess one of them mooned him?

Regardless, ya don't come to my zone and start shit for any reason. He shoved one of the kids and before he could even land a punch I had him in an armbar headlock and dragged him away like a ragdoll, warned him not to come back near my house and called the cops.

Dunno what happened after I told them what went down, presumably they either arrested him or couldn't find him. We all have the same landlord on this block so I let him know what happened too.

Violent immoral liberals, man. I feel quite validated for putting together a home gym.