So Trump is doing a rally on the 17th in Youngstown Ohio. This is roughly 20 minutes from my home. My wife to be knows how much I adore Trump and we would be going to the rally if it wasn't for our wedding being scheduled on the same day. Today she said, "why don't you invite President Trump." I decided to look into it and there is a way to submit a request for his appearance for weddings and such. So i fired one off.

The realist in me knows its a slim chance he stops by for a visit, but now i also now know the probability is not 0. So please excuse me as i take a big hit of this hopium.

Edit: Mods, thanks for the sticky! Also, ive decided to reach out to Kamala Harris to see if she could beg President Trump to not come. Video for context: https://rumble.com/vozdqx-kamala-harris-do-not-come-trump-im-gonna-come.html