"For Pete's sake", your use of equivocation renders pretty much every claim that you make meaningless. The thesaurus is not Vaseline for slippery escapes. "Coal" is not wood cinders. I've never once seen a "coal" campfire. Perhaps you meant 'a bed of hot coals', but that's not what you said. The entire claim is silly to begin with.
"For Pete's sake", your use of equivocation renders pretty much every claim that you make meaningless. The thesaurus is not Vaseline for slippery escapes. "Coal" is not wood cinders. I've never once seen a "coal" campfire. Perhaps you meant 'a bed of hot coals', but that's not what you said. The entire claim is silly to begin with.