Stacey Abrams Claims Obesity Is Just Numbers Manufactured By Her Bathroom Scale
ATLANTA, GA. — While speaking at a public symposium on behalf of The Association of Donut Lovers, Georgia Governor Stacey Abrams claimed obesity was just numbers manufactured by her bathroom scale.
Now wait, in her case it might be true. If she ever got pregnant, with all that fat, would ultrasound pick up a heartbeat or her stomach growling.
If anyone did try to impregnate it they would have to roll her in flour to find out where the wet bits are.
Ew lol