1 Experts Believe Russia Low On Soldiers After Putin Spotted Trying To Teach A Polar Bear How To Drive A Tank
2 Eight Ways Besides Heartbeats That Women Are Tricked Into Thinking Babies Are Alive
3 In Continued Push For Gender Neutrality, Air Force Removes All Flight Sticks From Planes
4 Dad Empties Dishwasher So He Has An Excuse To Watch 19 Hours Of Football This Weekend
5 Jean-Pierre Clarifies That Official White House Policy Is The Opposite Of Whatever Biden Says In Interviews
6 Spirit Airlines Introduces New Bargain Flight Where They Just Launch You In A Medieval Catapult
7 Wife Carefully Selects Perfect Fall Mums To Kill
https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-carefully-selects-perfect-fall-mums-to-kill
8 I Would Like Your Undivided Attention Please - WAIT WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING ME I WILL LITERALLY STAB YOU IN THE THROAT - An Op-Ed By Your Cat
9 Disney Chooses Bald Actress To Play Rapunzel In Live-Action Remake
https://babylonbee.com/news/disney-chooses-bald-actress-to-play-rapunzel-in-live-action-remake
10 White House Staff To Fit Joe Biden With A Jingle Bell Collar So They Can Find Him When He Wanders Off
...Don't Worry...
...Bee Happy...
...delightful send up...