41 () posted 2 years ago by ImGumbyDammit 2 years ago by ImGumbyDammit +42 / -1 24 comments share 24 comments share save hide report block hide replies
A very old Saint Nicholas (Santa Claus, also known as the patron saint of children) tale from around the 1600s or before involves pickling children... but he saved the pickled children.
https://mythcrafts.com/2017/12/09/santa-and-the-pickled-children/
And he fought human trafficking by giving the women who were going to be sold into prostitution money to make that stop. Absolute madlad